Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
The dog keeps coming to a woman’s house and just slept and one day this note was attached to his collar
When a woman came home one day, she found a retriever. The dog was well cared for, not hungry and had a collar, obviously had an owner. When the woman entered the house, the dog followed her, simply lay down on the carpet by the door and fell fast asleep. And when he woke up, he left quietly the next day, the woman was waiting for the same picture, and after he fell asleep again, the dog kept coming to a woman’s house as soon as he slept, and one day this note was stuck on his collar And it went on like that for several weeks.
If you know the reason behind this strange behavior of the dog, you will be surprised “He started visiting my house. When you looked at him, it was clear he had a family because he was well groomed and well fed “I petted him and he followed me home, laid down on the carpet and fell fast asleep. And after he slept, he went to the door and I let him out. ” The dog kept coming to a woman’s house and just sleeping and one day this note was stuck on his collar “The next day he came back, greeted me, came into the house and fell asleep on the carpet again.
This lasted several weeks. ” “I was interested in this situation and decided to find out why this was happening and who the owners of this dog were. I decided to write a note and pin it to the collar. This is what I wrote: “I would like to know who owns this beautiful dog and ask if you know that your dog comes to my house every day, sleeps for several hours and leaves again?”
How to cut a dog’s head? The dog kept coming to a woman’s house and just sleeping and one day this note was stuck on his collar “The next day the dog came back and on his collar was a note with the answer: “Look, she lives in a house with 6 kids. The youngest are not even three years old. He just wants to sleep. And if you don’t mind, can I come with him tomorrow? “
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