So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
(VIDEO) Willie Nelson’s Son Performs ‘Always on My Mind’ and Wow… He Really Takes After His Dad

Lukas Nelson, the son of country legend Willie Nelson, is a member of the rock and roll band Lukas Nelson and Promise of the Real, currently touring the country. Recently, they performed at an intimate local venue for a small audience.
During the performance, Lukas engaged with fans, taking requests for songs to sing. When one patron asked for his father’s hit song “Always on My Mind,” Lukas rose to the challenge.
As the music began, Lukas’s voice immediately evoked his father’s, captivating the audience with its country charm. The backup band provided solid support, but it was Lukas who truly stole the show.
A soulful trumpet solo added depth to the performance, elevating the mood of the venue.
When Lukas reached the part of the song where his father famously whistles, the crowd erupted into applause, visibly delighted by the homage.
Released over thirty-five years ago, “Always on My Mind” remains a beloved classic among country music fans. Lukas’s rendition showcased his inherited musical talent, proving that he is poised to shine in his own right, free from the shadow of his father’s legacy.
If you are a fan of this video and of Willie Nelson’s son, Lukas Nelson, and his band “Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real”, then share it with your friends so they can experience the next generation Nelson performing a hit made famous by his father. Like what you heard? Scroll down join the discussion at the bottom of the page
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