A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
“INAPROPRIATE”, Victoria Beckham’s Daughter Slip Dress Causes a Stir Online
Victoria and David Beckham‘s daughter caused a stir by wearing a slip dress to her mom’s 50th birthday party. Social media went wild, slamming the choice as inappropriate for her age.
Victoria Beckham recently celebrated her 50th birthday with a big feast. Her husband, David Beckham, and their kids – Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper – joined in for the celebration, making it a memorable affair.
Harper’s outfit at Victoria’s birthday party stole the show and got everyone talking about fashion and dressing your age. Some thought she looked cute, while others thought she looked too grown-up. But hey, the mixed opinions added some extra buzz to the party.
One user expressed concern, saying, “It’s a shame Harper wasn’t wearing something more age-appropriate, including shoes. She’s growing fast and will soon be taller than her mother.”
Another wrote: “She is 12 years old… maybe something more suitable for her age to wear!” Yet another participant in the debate criticized the dress choices, particularly Harper’s, remarking, “Seriously bad dress choices. Harper’s outfit is odd for a 12-year-old; she’s having to bunch it up to avoid it being too revealing in the pictures…”
s dressed appropriately. It’s a formal occasion, and even her shoes are age-appropriate,” countered one fan. Others rallied behind Harper, stating, “Does it really matter what she’s wearing? She’s with her mum and dad. These comments are very petty.”
Harper’s been criticized for her outfit choice before; this isn’t the first time.
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