Kate Middleton underwent abdominal surgery at a private London hospital, according to Kensington Palace. While the operation was successful, she will remain in the hospital for 10 to 14 days and is unlikely to return to her royal duties until after Easter. The surgery has raised concerns about her health, with fans expressing their well-wishes.
Experts suggest that Kate’s extended hospital stay could indicate a more challenging recovery ahead. Dr. Deborah Lee explains that post-abdominal surgery, most patients stay for four to seven days, and it can take two months or more to return to normal mobility.
Prince William will take on more responsibilities, caring for their three children, with the help of their longtime babysitter, Maria Teresa Turrion Borrallo. Kate’s previous surgeries and her discomfort with hospitals are also mentioned.
While the exact reason for the surgery remains private, Kate’s health is of concern, and she will need time to recover fully. We all wish her a speedy recovery.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
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