“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
15 Real People Who Look Exactly Like Famous Cartoon Characters
Many of us have fantasized about encountering a Prince Charming or greeting a Disney princess. Although meeting these characters in real life may not be possible, we can keep the dream alive by appreciating those who remarkably resemble our favorite fairy tale figures. Whether by chance or destiny, these celebrities look exactly like famous cartoon characters.
1. Ed Sheeran / Chuckie in Rugrats (1991)
2. Christina Hendrix / Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
3. Mel Gibson / Tarzan in Tarzan (1999)
4. Chris Hemsworth / John Smith in Pocahontas (1995)
5. Zac Efron / Hiccup in How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
6. Julia Jones / Pocahontas in Pocahontas (1995)
7. Logan Paul / Kristoff in Frozen (2013)
8. Will Poulter / Sid in Toy Story (1995)
9. Haley Joel Osment / Shaggy in Scooby-Doo, Where are You! (1969)
10. Sandra Bullock / Carmen Sandiego in Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? (1985)
11. Gillian Anderson / Lois Griffin in Family Guy
12. John Legend / Arthur in Arthur (1996)
13. Neil Patrick Harris / The Riddler in Batman: The Animated Series (1992)
14. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau / Prince Charming in Shrek 2 (2004)
15. Megan Fox / the Evil Queen in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
We often picture Disney princesses in their iconic dresses, like Belle’s yellow gown. But, those outfits aren’t historically accurate to the 18th century. So, we used artificial intelligence to create more authentic versions of these dresses, and we’re excited to show you the results. Check more here.
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