Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
This small artifact has a huge role in the home
Imagine yourself in the cozy embrace of a 1970s living room, where the walls are painted in earthy hues and the shag carpet sprawls out in bold, funky patterns.
Amidst this retro-chic setting, a slender, unassuming object rests in the groove of a vinyl record sleeve.
What is it, you ask? Well, it’s none other than a humble hook — a relic of domestic life from days gone by. Keep reading to find out more!
Cast your mind back to a time when windows were adorned with their Sunday best — pleated curtains hanging proudly, framing views of idyllic suburban landscapes or the bustling streets of the city. In the background, the curtain hook quietly performed its duties, ensuring that the fabric cascaded in graceful folds, casting mesmerizing patterns of light and shadow across the room.
But as the sands of time shifted, so too did the mechanisms of home decor. The once-ubiquitous curtain hook gradually faded into obscurity, replaced by more modern fixtures. Yet, despite its diminished role, the curtain hook remains a poignant reminder of an era characterized by meticulous attention to detail — a time when even the smallest adornments spoke volumes about a homeowner’s taste and care.
“Fell out of one of my dad’s record sleeves… dangerous roach clip or dated 70s hair accessory?”via: BroccoliBastard/reddit
In a world where technology reigns supreme and trends come and go with dizzying speed, the curtain hook stands as a steadfast symbol of simplicity and tradition. Its very existence serves as a gentle reminder that amidst the ever-changing landscape of modern living, there is always beauty to be found in the timeless elegance of the past.
So, the next time you come across a curtain hook tucked away in a forgotten corner of an antique shop or buried beneath a pile of household odds and ends, take a moment. For in that unassuming piece of metal lies not just a functional fixture, but a piece of history — a humble testament to the enduring charm of days gone by.
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