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My Husband Brought Home a Woman and Claimed She’d Be His Second Wife – To His Shock, I Agreed but Set One Rule

When my husband came home with another woman and announced he wanted her to be his second wife, I thought it was a joke. But when I realized he was serious, I told him I’d agree on one condition. That condition was something he wasn’t expecting.

I never thought I’d find myself in this situation, but here I am, ready to share what happened a week ago.

It all started a couple of months ago when Jack, my husband of eight years, began acting strangely.

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We weren’t newlyweds anymore, but our marriage was stable. Or at least, that’s what I thought.

Jack’s mood shifts were subtle at first.

He’d always been full of ideas, but suddenly, he was talking about “alternative lifestyles” as if he’d discovered a new way of life.

“You know,” he said one evening while scrolling on his phone, “some people are really embracing unconventional ways of living. Makes you think about what works and what doesn’t.”

“Like what?” I asked.

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“Oh, I don’t know,” he said vaguely. “Just… ways to make life easier.”

I assumed he meant something harmless, like minimalism or one of those eco-friendly lifestyles.

The thing is, Jack was always diving headfirst into fads. There was that time he became obsessed with woodworking and another when he swore he’d open a food truck.

It always fizzled out eventually. I thought this time would be no different.

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Then came the comments.

“Wouldn’t it be nice if we had some extra help around here?” he asked one night as I folded laundry.

“What do you mean?” I replied, glancing at him.

“Oh, nothing,” he said with a shrug. “You’re always so busy. Don’t you think it’d be great if you had someone to share the load?”

“You mean a cleaning service?” I joked.

He chuckled but didn’t answer. His tone was weirdly serious, and for the first time, I felt uneasy.

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Around this time, I noticed he’d started spending a lot more time on his phone. He’d take it everywhere. Literally everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, and even to bed.

He’d sit there scrolling and chuckling to himself. When I asked what was so funny, he’d say, “Just some reels on Instagram.”

At first, I brushed it off. But then something about his weird habit started bothering me.I mean, who spends so much time on their phone? And that too all of a sudden?

That’s when I knew I had to confront him.

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One night, as he came out of the bathroom with his phone in hand, I finally asked, “Jack, is everything okay?”

He paused mid-step.

“Of course,” he said with a smile. “I’m just thinking about how to make life better for us, that’s all. Don’t worry about it.”

His words were meant to reassure me, but they had the opposite effect. “Make life better for us” sounded like code for something I wasn’t ready to unpack.

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A few days later, Jack asked me something that sent a shiver down my spine.

“Do you think I’m honest with you?” he said casually.

“Honest?” I repeated. “Umm, yeah. Why?”

“No reason,” he replied quickly. “I just think honesty is the most important thing in a marriage. Wouldn’t you agree?”

“Of course,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “But what’s this about? Where is this coming from?”

“Oh, nothing,” he chuckled. “I just think it’s time we talked about the future. You know, ways to make things better for both of us.”

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“Uh, okay,” I said, thinking of a way to change the topic. “I have to go grab some things from the store today. Mind coming along?”

“Sure,” he said.

I hoped he’d drop whatever weird topic he was trying to bring up that day. But in hindsight, that conversation was just the beginning of the storm.

Fast forward to last week. Jack came home from work looking unusually chipper. I was in the kitchen, chopping vegetables for dinner when the door swung open.

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I glanced up, expecting his usual halfhearted “Hey, babe.” Instead, he walked in with a young woman trailing behind him.

“Amelia,” he said in a cheerful tone, “this is Claire.”

I set the knife down, confused.

Who was this woman? Was this a friend? I’d never heard her name before.

“Hi, Claire,” I said. “Can I, uh, help you with something?”

Instead of replying, she just stared at Jack, waiting for him to answer.

“What’s going on, Jack?” I asked impatiently.

I knew something was not right.

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“Amelia…” he began. “Claire is going to be my second wife.”

Second wife? I thought he was joking.

“Good one, Jack,” I laughed. “You got me. Where’s the hidden camera?”

But his expression didn’t change. He was serious. Dead serious.

“You’re joking,” I said. “This isn’t true, right?”

My gaze shifted from him to Claire, who stared back at me like I was the one being unreasonable.

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“No,” Jack replied. “Listen, Amelia, this is going to sound unconventional, but it’s practical. Claire is a hardworking woman. She can help with the cooking, cleaning, and other household tasks. This way, everything runs smoothly. And it’s better than sneaking around and having a mistress, right? At least I’m being honest.”

I stared at him, trying to process his words.

He was trying to fit another woman into our lives as if it was no big deal. And he wanted me to appreciate his honesty? Seriously Jack?

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Meanwhile, Claire stood behind him, trying to avoid my gaze. I could tell that she wanted to be anywhere but there.

As I stood there, Jack kept rambling about how this was the “best solution” for everyone. That’s when a wicked idea popped into my head.

I folded my arms and waited for him to finish. When he finally stopped talking, I smiled sweetly.

“Alright,” I said. “You can have a second wife. But I’ll set one rule.”

His face lit up. “Of course! Anything! What’s the rule?”

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“She can’t approach my second husband,” I announced. “Deal?”

Jack stared at me like I’d just said the most unusual thing he’d ever heard.

“S-second husband?” he stammered. “Wh-what does that mean?”

“Well, if you’re allowed to have a second spouse, why shouldn’t I? Think about it, Jack. Two incomes. Someone to take me out when you’re busy or don’t feel like it. A man who actually buys me flowers. It’s only fair, right?”

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“That’s… that’s not how it works!” he spluttered. “You’re being ridiculous, Amelia!”

“Oh, I’m the ridiculous one?” I shot back, raising an eyebrow. “You walk in here with a stranger and expect me to welcome her with open arms, but the idea of me having the same freedom is absurd? Interesting logic, Jack.”

Claire stood frozen, her gaze darting between us like she’d accidentally wandered into the wrong room. If she was nervous before, she now looked like she was seconds away from bolting out the door.

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Jack’s face turned red as he tried to justify his idea.

“This is different,” he said. “A man having two wives… it’s acceptable in some cultures. But a woman having two husbands? No one has ever heard of that.”

I snorted. “Oh, so now you’re an expert on culture? Funny, I don’t remember you suddenly adopting any other traditions. Why only THIS SPECIFIC tradition, huh?”

“Amelia, be serious,” he said, his voice rising. “You can’t have a second husband. That’s not how things work!”

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“Well, Jack, if you want to live in a ‘traditional’ way, then I guess I’ll embrace some traditions of my own,” I said with a shrug. “But let me be clear. You can’t have a second wife unless I get a second husband. That’s my rule. Take it or leave it.”

He stared at me with eyes wide open. I knew he wanted to scream at me, but even he knew he was the one being unreasonable.

Then, without another word, he turned to Claire. “Go home. We’ll figure this out later.”

Claire didn’t argue. She grabbed her purse and practically ran out the door without even saying goodbye to the man she thought would marry her.

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That night, Jack tried everything to convince me I was being unreasonable. “You don’t mean this,” he said, pacing the living room. “You’re just trying to prove a point. Let’s talk about this like adults.”

“We are talking,” I said coolly. “I’ve made my position clear. If you want Claire, I want another husband. Fair’s fair, Jack.”

By morning, his tune had changed. He entered the kitchen with his gaze lowered.

“I’ve been thinking,” he said sheepishly. “Maybe this whole second-wife thing wasn’t such a great idea.”

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“Maybe?” I replied, arching an eyebrow.

“Fine. It was a terrible idea. Let’s just forget this ever happened, okay?”

Forget this ever happened? Haha! Nice try, Jack.

“It’s too late to forget everything,” I told him. “Last night, I’d set up a dating app profile, and I’ve already received dozens of messages from men who seem way more interested in being my second husband than I ever expected.”

“What do you mean?” he asked in a trembling voice.

“I’m done, Jack. It’s over,” I said.

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The next day, I packed my bags and moved to a friend’s house.

Jack kept calling me, but I didn’t respond. He even sent texts, begging me for forgiveness.

Soon, I filed for divorce, and from what I’ve heard, even Claire stopped answering Jack’s calls.

Guess he should’ve thought twice before pitching such a “practical” solution.