Budgeting is important. But when my husband demanded I JUSTIFY every dollar I spent, even on essentials like diapers and tampons, I realized this wasn’t about money. So I played along, but he had no idea I was about to teach him the most expensive lesson of his life.
I never thought marriage would turn into a daily accounting session. Yet there I was, a mother of twin babies, writing down why I needed to buy diapers and shampoo like I was applying for a loan from the world’s most condescending bank. But trust me when I say this… the reckoning that followed was worth every humiliating entry in that little notebook.
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Let me start from the beginning…
My husband, Ethan, and I had been together for six years, married for three. Before our twins arrived, we were equals. I had my marketing career and he had his finance job. We split expenses evenly and never argued about money.
“Look at us adulting like pros,” Ethan joked after we finished our monthly budget review. “Most couples fight about money, but we’ve got this down to a science.”
I laughed and clinked my coffee mug against his. “That’s because neither of us is trying to be the boss of the other’s wallet. Novel concept, right?”
Then I got pregnant with twins… and EVERYTHING changed.
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We agreed I’d take a year off to care for our babies before returning to work. It seemed like a solid plan at the time.
The twins, James and Lily, arrived in a whirlwind of sleepless nights and endless diaper changes. I barely had time to shower, let alone worry about household finances.
But as months passed, I noticed the change in Ethan. It began with small comments, dropped casually like breadcrumbs leading to something darker.
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“Holy cow, we’re burning through formula like it’s free,” he remarked one evening, eyebrows shooting up as I added it to our shopping list.
“Yeah, turns out babies don’t photosynthesize,” I replied dryly. “They need actual food! Crazy concept.”
He sighed. “At this rate, I might as well just hand my paycheck straight to the cashier and call it a day.”
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The comments continued, gaining frequency and edge. One night, as I rocked Lily to sleep, Ethan appeared in the doorway, waving a receipt like it was evidence in a murder trial.
“Another grocery run? What is this, your third pilgrimage this week?”
“No, it’s my secret affair with the cashier,” I whispered sarcastically. “We needed diapers, Ethan. Unless you’d prefer the twins start using the backyard like the neighbor’s dog.”
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The breaking point came on a Tuesday night. The twins were finally asleep, and I managed to cook an actual meal instead of ordering takeout.
Ethan sat down at the table, looking at the roast chicken with approval. “Wow, real food that doesn’t come in a delivery bag. I’m impressed.”
“Thanks,” I smiled, pouring water. “I figured we deserved something that didn’t taste like cardboard for once.”
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He took a bite, then set down his fork with the deliberation of someone about to detonate an explosive. “I’ve been thinking about our spending.”
My stomach tightened. “What about it?”
“I think you need to be more mindful about spending since you’re NOT earning right now.”
I blinked. “I’m sorry, what was that? The sound of your foot entering your mouth must have distorted your words.”
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“You’re not earning right now, Lauren,” he repeated firmly. “I think you should track what you spend and justify it. It’ll teach you to be more economical.”
I laughed sharply. “Oh, that’s rich. Tell me, what’s the going rate for a 24/7 nanny, housekeeper, and personal chef these days? Because I’m pretty sure I’m saving us about five grand a month.”
“Don’t be dramatic,” he snapped. “I just think it would be helpful for you to understand where the money goes.”
“Oh, I understand perfectly. Into keeping your children alive and your house from turning into a biohazard zone.”
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“Why are you making this into such a big deal?” he asked, exasperated. “I’m the only one bringing in money right now.”
“Fine,” I said, pushing back from the table. “You want receipts? I’ll give you receipts. And I hope you enjoy sleeping in the guest room tonight, because the Bank of Ethan doesn’t extend credit to this particular bed.”
The next morning, I found a notebook on the kitchen counter with a bright yellow sticky note: “Every purchase needs an explanation. This will help you learn better budgeting!”
I stood there, my twins balanced on each hip, staring at that patronizing exclamation mark as tears threatened to spill.
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When Ethan came into the kitchen, I was still standing there.
“You can’t be serious about this,” I said, nodding toward the notebook.
He poured himself coffee, calm as he could be. “I am. It’s just a good habit to develop.”
“A good habit? Next you’ll be asking me to raise my hand to use the bathroom.”
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“Very funny. Just write down WHAT you buy and WHY.”
“And if I don’t?”
His jaw tightened. “Then maybe we need to rethink how we handle household finances.”
“Meaning what, exactly? An allowance? A gold star when I’ve been extra thrifty? Or maybe you’d prefer if I just start bartering… a load of laundry for a new tube of toothpaste?”
“Just try this for now. Period.”
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“Sure thing, boss,” I replied, my voice syrupy sweet. “Anything else? Should I start calling you Sir? Perhaps bow when you enter the room?”
He rolled his eyes and headed for the door. “Just fill out the notebook, Lauren.”
I looked down at James and Lily, then back at the notebook.
“Well, kids,” I whispered. “Looks like Mommy’s about to teach Daddy a lesson in creative accounting.”
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For the first week, I played along. Every purchase was meticulously documented with an explanation that walked the line between compliance and defiance.
“Milk – $4.99. Because apparently the twins can’t survive on water and good intentions.” They need calcium.”
“Diapers – $19.50. Unless you’d prefer I use your dress shirts as alternative wiping materials.”
“Toilet paper – $8.99. For when nature calls and doesn’t send a text first.”
Ethan reviewed the notebook each night, his mouth tightening.
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“Is all this sarcasm really necessary?” he asked, skimming through the pages.
I batted my eyelashes innocently. “What? I’m being thorough. Isn’t that what financial responsibility looks like?”
“You know what I meant.”
“Do I? Because from where I’m standing, it seems like you’ve mistaken me for an employee rather than your wife.”
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Week two arrived, and with it, my counter-strategy. While Ethan was at work, I went through his wallet, our credit card statements, and his personal account. That evening, when he sat down to review my entries, he found something unexpected.
“Six-pack of craft beer – $14.99,” he read aloud, his voice rising. “Note: Essential for husband’s ability to watch sports without becoming insufferable.”
His eyes widened as he continued.
“Online poker deposit – $50. Note: Because gambling is a ‘hobby’ when men do it and ‘irresponsible’ when women buy a $5 latte.”
He flipped the page, his face reddening.
“Takeout lunch – $17.45. Note: Could have packed a lunch for $2, but that would require advance planning and basic kitchen skills.”
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He slammed the notebook down. “What the hell is this?”
I looked up from the laundry I was folding, the picture of innocence. “Oh, I decided to be extra helpful and track all household expenses. Comprehensive budgeting, right?”
“This isn’t about me,” he snapped.
“Oh, but it is. You’re part of this household, aren’t you? Or does the great financial overlord exist outside the rules he creates for his subjects?”
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Ethan stood up and walked out of the room.
“Don’t forget to document tomorrow’s coffee run!” I called after him. “I hear financial transparency is all the rage these days!”
But I wasn’t done yet.
For the next few days, an uneasy truce settled over our home. Then came the invitation to dinner at his parents’ house. Perfect.
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“Mom wants to see the twins on Saturday,” Ethan said.
I nodded, a plan forming. “It’ll be nice to get out of the house and interact with adults who don’t ask me to justify buying toothpaste.”
My in-laws, Mary and Victor, had always been kind to me, especially Mary, who had been a source of support since the twins were born.
Saturday arrived, and I packed the diaper bag with extra care, making sure to include one special item.
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Mary greeted us warmly, cooing over James and Lily. Dinner was pleasant enough, and as we finished the dessert, Mary turned to me.
“Lauren, honey, you look exhausted. Are the twins still not sleeping through the night?”
I smiled, seeing my opening. “Oh, you know, between the babies and the homework, sleep is a luxury.”
She tilted her head, confused. “Homework? What homework?”
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“Oh, didn’t Ethan tell you about his exciting new financial literacy program?” I reached into the diaper bag and pulled out the notebook. “Ethan’s been teaching me the value of a dollar while I’m on maternity leave.”
Her eyebrows shot up. “Is that so?”
“Mmm-hmm. He makes me write explanations for everything I buy. Like a seventh-grade economics project, but with more sleep deprivation.”
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Mary’s expression shifted from curiosity to disbelief. “He what..?”
Victor leaned forward, frowning. “Son, please tell me this isn’t what it sounds like.”
Ethan’s face drained of color. “It’s not… Mom, Dad, it’s just a budgeting exercise.”
“A budgeting exercise?” I asked, grinning like a Cheshire cat. “Let me read you my personal favorite entry: ‘Tampons – $10.49. Note: Because Mother Nature’s monthly gift doesn’t accept returns and I left my cork collection at my parents’ house.’”
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The silence was deafening. Then Mary erupted.
“ETHAN!” she thundered, slamming her hand on the table. “Are you out of your mind? Is this how we raised you to treat your wife?”
Victor shook his head. “Son, I’ve never been more ashamed.”
Ethan sputtered, “It… it wasn’t like that! We agreed —”
“She’s home raising YOUR children!” Mary cut him off. “What exactly do you think that’s worth per hour? Because I can tell you right now, you couldn’t afford her if she sent you an invoice!”
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I slid the notebook toward her. “There’s more. I started tracking his expenses too. For educational purposes, of course.”
Mary flipped through the pages, her expression darkening. When she reached the section with Ethan’s expenses, she let out a laugh that could only be described as predatory.
“Oh, this is rich,” she said to Victor. “Apparently, $50 poker games are essential, but Lauren needs to explain why she bought baby wipes.”
Victor crossed his arms. “You expect your wife to care for twins without pay, then make her grovel for necessities? What kind of man have you become?”
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Ethan finally broke. “ENOUGH! I GET IT! I SCREWED UP!”
He grabbed the notebook and ripped it in half, then stormed out. The door slammed moments later.
Mary reached for my hand. “Sweetheart, are you okay? Do you need money?”
I squeezed her hand. “No, don’t worry about the money. As it turns out, I’ve become quite the budgeting expert.”
The drive home was silent. When we pulled in, Ethan turned off the engine but didn’t move.
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“That was a nuclear-level humiliation back there,” he finally said.
“Imagine that feeling, but every day, in your own home… from the person who’s supposed to be your partner.”
He turned to look at me. “I didn’t mean to make you feel like that.”
“What did you think would happen? That I’d thank you for treating me like I was embezzling from the family cookie jar?”
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“I was scared,” he admitted. “The responsibility of being the only provider… it freaked me out. But I handled it all wrong.”
“That’s the understatement of the century.”
“I’m sorry, Lauren. Truly. I was an ass.”
“You were a world-class, gold-medal-winning ass, Ethan.”
A small smile flickered across his face. “I deserve that.”
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“I need you to understand something,” I continued. “I may not be bringing in a paycheck right now, but what I do has value. Massive value. I’m not spending your money… I’m investing it in our family.”
He nodded. “Crystal clear.”
The aftermath was transformative. Ethan never mentioned tracking my spending again. He started coming home earlier, taking the twins so I could have time to myself. Small gestures that spoke louder than any apology.
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And from that day on, he never questioned me about money. Not once.
Because every now and then, when a hint of his old controlling self surfaced, I would simply look him dead in the eye and ask:
“Would you like me to start another notebook? I still have your mother on speed dial.”
And just like that, he remembered not just the humiliation, but the lesson beneath it: that partnerships aren’t built on balance sheets and justifications, but on trust, respect, and the understanding that some contributions will never fit into the narrow columns of a ledger.
I never thought I’d need to teach my husband how to see me as an equal again. But sometimes, the hardest lessons are the ones that leave the deepest marks.
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A History of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman’s Playful Feud — As the Wolverine Actor Turns 56 Today!
The’ Deadpool & Wolverine’ costars and musketeers have kept up their funny faux feud over the times
Hugh Jackman turns 56 moment, and what better way to celebrate than to take a walk down memory lane and examine the history of his” feud” with pal Ryan Reynolds?
Way before they teamed up to make Deadpool & Wolverine, Jackman revealed the onsets of their frequently-hysterical dynamic in a 2020 interview with The Daily Beast.
” It’s gone back so long now God, this is a classic sign where your feud has gone too long, where you do not indeed know why or how it started,” he said.
More lately, when they saw one another on the set of Deadpool & Wolverine, “ You came over and you went,’ Steve!'” Jackman recalled in a PEOPLE cover story, in which he and Reynolds, 47, interview one another about their 17- time fellowship. Added Reynolds playfully, “ Greg? No, don’t tell me.”
As we celebrate the actor who perfected the part of Wolverine to a tee, then’s a timeline of the ongoing feud and badinage between Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.
1. Scarlett Johansson might have had an unwitting hand in starting it.
Jackman told The Daily Beast it was Scarlett Johansson who might have started the feud, though he admitted to having trouble flashing back the origins at first.
The actor explained how he started teasing Reynolds over his recent( at the time) marriage to Johansson, 39. The two were married from 2008 to 2011 before Reynolds wed now- woman
Blake Lively in 2012.
“ I used to ream him because I was veritably close musketeers with Scarlett, and Scarlett had just married Ryan, so when he came on set I was like, ‘ Hey, you more be on your stylish behavior then, confidante, because I’m watching,’ and we started roasting each other that way, and also it all escalated with the Deadpool thing and him calling me out, and trying to manipulate me through social media to do what he wanted, ” Jackman explained.
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He putatively made their feud public in 2015 when he posted a videotape on his Instagram of Reynolds impersonating him — Australian accentuation and all — in his Deadpool makeup.
2. The feud originally substantially concentrated on Reynolds’ desire to make a Deadpool/ Wolverine film.
Since that time, Jackman and Reynolds, who met on the set of 2009’sX-Men Origins Wolverine, have continued their public trolling and set up ways to poke fun at one other on social media.
In January 2017, Reynolds made it clear he wanted to make a mashup movie featuring his Deadpool character with Jackman’s Wolverine.
Unfortunately for the Free Guy actor, Jackman hung up his Wolverine claws just months latterly in March with the release of Logan, his putatively final incursion as the ridiculous- book mutant. But that didn’t stop Reynolds, whose Deadpool & Wolverine dreams are now coming true.
“ I’ve no idea if I can change his mind, ” Reynolds told Variety of Jackman at the time. “ It’s the followership I would simply exploit that relationship to get Hugh back for another bone. ”
He echoed his statements to Entertainment Weekly latterly, saying, “ What we’re gonna have to do is move Hugh. However, I’m going to need to do what I can to get my internet musketeers back on board to help rally another cause down the line, If anything. ”
As Jackman told Variety, “ I’m scrupling. I could completely see how that’s the perfect fit. But the timing may be wrong. ”
3. Their capers have gauged times and included Christmases, birthdays and live performances.
Jackman and Reynolds have combed each other during the leaves and on each other’s birthdays.
Playing up on their hypercritically negative relationship in April 2018, Jackman tried to record a birthday communication for a addict on Twitter, only to be intruded by Reynolds’ Deadpool. As the actor started to record his well- wishes, Reynolds began singing in the background.
“ When you’re trying to record a sincere birthday communication. but are intruded by the least topmost showman, ” Jackman wrote on Twitter.
detracted by the song, he condemned the camera over to show Reynolds lying on a hostel bed in his full Deadpool costume, begirding “ hereafter” from Annie.
“ Don’t give him too important attention, ” Jackman said in the clip.
For Reynolds’ 42nd birthday, the brace had another ridiculous exchange on social media. Given the nature of their relationship, Jackman naturally celebrated his friend’s big day by trolling him.
“ Because I’m told that I AM THE NICEST joe and you’re NOT.@VancityReynolds I’ll let you clinch me. Just this formerly. On your birthday, ” he wrote alongside a picture of the brace embracing each other.
Reynolds snappily responded with a false claim. “ This man is a monster, ” he wrote. “ He’s not indeed from Australia. He’s from Milwaukee. ”
4. The brace putatively called a armistice.
In February 2019, Reynolds and Jackman announced on their respective social- media accounts that their friendly feud had officially come to an end.
As a way to mend their “ broken relationship, ” the two actors revealed their plans to make ads for each other’s companies — Reynolds’ Aviation Gin, Jackman’s Laughing Man Coffee — and, of course, each expected to out- do the other.
“ Official truce with@realhughjackman! ” Reynolds wrote alongside a black- and- white snapshot of the pair smiling as they shook hands. “ As a gesture of goodwill, I’m gonna make a beautiful ad for his company, Laughing Man Coffee. Can’t wait! ”
Jackman shared the same photo, captioning it, “ Official truce! I’m going to make the most amazing ad for Aviation Gin. And, look forward to seeing what@vancityreynolds comes up with in return. ”
Reynolds laterre-posted the same photo on his Instagram Stories from another user but it was edited to include a grenade in their hands, a pin from the explosive weapon in Reynolds’ mouth, and Jackman’s Wolverine claw behind his back in the mirror.
The spoof shot was captioned by Reynolds, “ Look closely. ”
5. They reignited their feud just months later.
It appears the two just could n’t stay away. That August, Reynolds and Jackman reignited the feud when the latter injured his hand during his one- man tour The Man. The Music. The Show.
“ The first time I’ve played#wolverine and, actually bled. Clearly, it’s@vancityreynolds fault, ” Jackman wrote over an image of a scratch on his knuckle. The bit reportedly included jokes about Reynolds and Jackman playing Wolverine.
Reynolds commented, “ I just do n’t think you’ve been practicing enough. ”
In 2020, Jackman wished his now- ex, Deborra- lee Jackman, a happy 24th anniversary in a heartfelt social- media communication.
“ These 24 times have been the stylish of my life! And, as far as I can see, we keep getting better, ” the actor identified a fogy image of himself and Deborra- lee, 68. “ I love you Debs with every fiber of my soul. Happy anniversary.# 24 ″
Reynolds used the anniversary post as an occasion to continue his ridiculous feud with Jackman. “ Hang in there, Deb, ” he teased in the commentary section on Instagram.
6. The jokes have expanded to include footwear.
Back in October 2021, Reynolds marked Jackman’s 53rd birthday by trolling theX-Men actor with a TikTok videotape of his socks which were published with Jackman’s face on them.
” Look I do not tell you how to celebrate Hugh Jackman’s birthday. So do not tell me,” he wrote, adding in the caption,” Socks to be Hugh.”
Jackman reposted Reynolds’ TikTok on his Instagram runner and addressed it in a videotape of his own, in which he thanked musketeers and suckers for their birthday wishes.
” I know there is been a lot of dispatches about Ryan’s post — him wearing socks with my face on them and wondering where you can get them,” the actor added, joking,” You can not get them anywhere because he made them himself, he stitched them himself.”
Jackman continued,” I know, it’s just really sad. But anyway, I guess you could ask him, he might darn you a brace or give you the bones he is been wearing.”
7. The actors have given true props to one another but the jokes are no way far out.
Jackman said that” a lot of people come up to” him talking about Reynolds.
” And I say,’ Shut up, I am not interested,'” he added, to which Reynolds responded with a laugh,” That tracks.”
But in soberness, Jackman told Reynolds that he believes him speaking about his experience with anxiety,” takes courage,” and has” helped a lot of people.”
And for Reynolds, the key to their fellowship, in part, is that they” calculate on each other for the real kind of advice that you want.”
8. Their friendly feud might have to do with Sexiest Man Alive.
During a common appearance on The View to promote Deadpool & Wolverine, the former Sexiest Man Alive titleholders recreated their covers after panelist Sara Haines suggested their beef might involve” contending covers.”
” Do not bring it up. We have done a lot of remedy,” Jackman fitted . still, he added that when the brace catch up, they” assume the disguise.”
” What am I doing there?” Reynolds asked of his cover before trying to casually lean back.” That is not comfortable.”
When John Legend was blazoned as PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2019, Jackman complimented the songster with a silly Instagram videotape exhibiting his own cover to a dismissive Reynolds.
” 99 of the time, People Magazine gets it right,” Jackman wrote in the caption before playfully dissing Reynolds.” But a word of caution. There’s the 1. exhibition A.”
9. They indeed beef in promotional material outside of Deadpool & Wolverine.
When Jackman took to social media to advertise a series of 12 musicales, named” From New York, with Love,” Reynolds naturally had to join him after their lengthy press stint.
Sitting on the same settee Reynolds used to reveal Jackman’s return as Wolverine, The Greatest Showman star unveiled his Radio City Music Hall shows before asking Reynolds if he wanted to come.
The Deadpool actor asked if he’d be a part of Jackman’s show, to which the star jokingly replied,” Absolutely!” to the camera, as he quietly signaled else.
” This is my time,” he rumored.
Following a loud montage of Jackman explaining his show and Reynolds putatively offering suggestions, Reynolds concluded,” I am not going to be in it?”
” On stage, no. But in my heart, yeah,” Jackman answered, stipulating that he needs his friend in the followership —( maybe indeed further down) and not in the factual show.
” It’s going to be the most amazing tech trial you have ever, ever been to,” Jackman joked.
” I have won the fellowship lottery,” Reynolds said with an undecided laugh.
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