I blinked. Flooding? That didn’t sound right. She lived in a freshly renovated house, nothing but top-tier everything. I hadn’t heard a single complaint about it until now.
Before I could even begin to process, Joe appeared behind me. He looked guilty, eyes darting anywhere but at me. “Yeah… about that.” He rubbed the back of his neck, awkwardly shifting his weight. “Mom’s gonna stay with us for a bit. Just until the house gets fixed.”
“And you didn’t think to tell me?” I asked, my glare piercing.
He shrugged like it was no big deal. “It’s only for a little while, babe. You and Mom get along, right?”
Get along? If by “get along,” he meant the passive-aggressive remarks about how we’d been married for six years and still hadn’t given her any grandkids, then sure. We were best friends. But I plastered on a smile, the kind you give when you’re two seconds away from snapping. “Of course. I totally understand.”
Hours later, after I’d pretended everything was fine, I got up for some water. As I passed the kitchen, I heard them talking in hushed voices.
“You didn’t tell her the real reason, did you?” Jane’s voice was sharp, like a knife slicing through the night.
Joe sighed. “No, Mom. I didn’t.”
“Well,” Jane huffed, “I’m here to keep an eye on things. Married this long with no children… someone’s got to figure out what’s going on. Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.”
My stomach twisted. This wasn’t about pipes. She was here to snoop. To pressure me about kids. To “handle” me. I stood frozen in the hallway, blood boiling. What the hell had I just walked into?
The next morning, I woke up with a plan. If Jane wanted to play her little game, I’d play mine. But I wasn’t going to get into a battle of wits with her. No, I was going to kill her with kindness. By 8 a.m., I had already started phase one of my “operation.”
I cleared out our entire master bedroom. Every piece of clothing, every picture frame, every trace of Joe and me was stuffed into the tiny guest room. I even found Jane’s favorite floral bedspread from the back of the linen closet and spread it over the bed like I was preparing a five-star hotel suite.
When I was done, I stood in the doorway, surveying my work. The bedspread was pristine, her cat pictures were lined up on the dresser, and to top it off, I made a “Welcome to Your New Home” basket. Bath bombs, lavender-scented candles, fancy chocolates.
By the time Joe got home from work, I was already sitting in the cramped guest room, arranging our clothes into whatever space I could find. He walked in, his forehead creased with confusion. “Why are you in here?” He peeked around the corner. “Where’s our stuff?”
“Oh, I moved everything,” I said, turning to him with the sweetest smile I could muster. “Your mom deserves the master bedroom, don’t you think? It’s only fair. She needs the space more than we do.”
His eyes widened in disbelief. “You… gave her our bedroom?”
“Of course,” I said with a grin. “She’s family, after all. We’ll be just fine in here.”
Joe stood there, mouth half open, processing what I’d done. But what could he say? Jane was his mother, and I wasn’t technically doing anything wrong. He sighed and walked out of the room without another word.
For the next few days, I made sure Jane was living like royalty. Fresh towels every morning, little snacks placed on the nightstand, and those lavender candles I knew she loved.
She wandered around the house like she owned the place, smiling at me like she’d won. But while Jane was lounging in luxury, Joe was starting to crack. Sharing the guest room was driving him nuts. Not just the lack of space, but his mom’s new obsession with prepping him for fatherhood.
Every morning, without fail, she’d hand him a schedule of vitamins.
“You need to take these, Joe,” she’d say, thrusting a multivitamin at him. “It’s important to get your body ready if you want healthy kids.”
Joe would roll his eyes but take the pills just to keep her quiet.
It didn’t stop there. “Should you really be watching TV at night?” she’d ask over dinner. “That’s not very baby-friendly. You should be reading parenting books. Or exercising. And no more video games! You need to mature, Joe. Fatherhood is serious.”
By day four, I found Joe sitting on the edge of the bed, staring at a stack of parenting books his mom had ordered online.
“I think I’m losing it,” he muttered, holding up a book titled “What To Expect When You’re Expecting.” “She expects me to read this.”
I couldn’t help but smile. “Well, Joe,” I said, suppressing a laugh, “you did say we’d be just fine, didn’t you?”
It was relentless. Jane had taken things up a notch. One evening, she handed Joe a neatly typed list of “fertility-boosting” foods. Kale, quinoa, grilled salmon—no more burgers, no more pizza. She smiled sweetly as if she was doing him the world’s greatest favor.
“Your future kids will thank you,” she chirped.
Joe stared at the list like it was a death sentence. “Wait, no pizza? Ever?”
“That’s right, dear,” she said, patting his shoulder. “I’ve planned all your meals for the week. You’ll feel so much better once you start eating clean.”
That night at dinner, we sat around the table eating dry salmon and tasteless kale. Jane watched Joe like a hawk, her eyes flicking from his plate to his face. He shifted uncomfortably, picking at his food.
“Joe,” she started, “did you take your vitamins this morning?”
He sighed, stabbing a fork into the kale. “Yeah, Mom. I took them.”
“And what about the gym? Did you make time for that? You know, you’ve put on a little weight. It’s important to be in shape if you want to be a good father.”
I couldn’t help it. I kicked him under the table to stop myself from bursting out laughing. He shot me a look, his expression torn between frustration and desperation. After days of this, it was finally getting to him.
Later that night, once Jane had gone to bed, Joe turned to me, rubbing his temples. His voice was low, almost pleading. “I can’t do this anymore, Tiana. The guest room, the vitamins, the baby talk… I’m going insane.”
I bit my lip, trying to suppress a smile. “You have to admit,” I said, failing to keep the amusement out of my voice, “it’s kind of funny.”
His eyes narrowed. “It’s not funny.”
I let out a small laugh. “Okay, okay, it’s a little funny.”
Joe groaned and collapsed onto the bed. “I booked her a room at the hotel down the street. I can’t take another day of this.”
The next morning, he broke the news at breakfast.
“Mom, I’ve booked you a nice hotel nearby until the repairs at your house are done. You’ll be much more comfortable there.”
She blinked, clearly surprised. “But I’m perfectly fine here! And besides, isn’t it time you two got serious about giving me grandkids?”
Joe’s jaw clenched. “Mom, we’ll decide that when we’re ready. For now, the hotel is best for everyone.”
For a moment, Jane just stared at him. Then, realizing she had no leg to stand on, she reluctantly nodded. “Well… if you insist.”
By the end of the day, she was gone. The house was ours again.
As the door clicked shut behind her, Joe collapsed onto the couch with a dramatic sigh of relief. “Finally.”
I grinned, sinking down beside him. “So… kale for dinner?”
He groaned. “Never again.”
Pierce Brosnan loves “every curve” of his wife, who was offered weight-loss surgery by her friends
Pierce Brosnan’s talent and attractiveness astounded everyone. The Irishman quickly rose to fame in Hollywood, starring in a number of popular films.
His first wife was the one who was thrilled to guide him to glory behind this endearing movie star.
The famous person wed Australian actress Cassandra Harris, who is of German and English ancestry.
He reportedly said, “Cassie made me the man I am, the actor I am, and the father I am.”
They were introduced in the 1970s via a mutual friend. It took her some time to express interest in the actor, despite the fact that Brosnan was enthralled with her attractiveness from the start. Cassandra later wed British film producer Dermot Harris after first marrying William Firth.
Harris said, “I wasn’t interested in him.however, we never stopped chatting once we got to talking because we shared a lot of interests, including acting, literature, and music.
Brosnan was unaffected by the fact that Cassandra had two children—Charlotte and Christopher—with Dermot. After they were married, he adopted the kids after their father passed away in 1986. The performer disclosed:
We simply click as a family. I was Pierce at first, then Dad Pierce, and then I was Dad. In my life, Chris and Charlotte have been incredible.
Sean was welcomed into the family a few years following the couple’s marriage. The family had blended in well, and everything appeared to be going smoothly.
Sadly, they were told startling news in 1987. Cassandra’s disease ran in her family. The same ovarian cancer that killed her mother was identified as the cause of her body’s aggressive attack.
The Australian actress endured eight operations and chemotherapy, yet she never wavered in her bravery in the face of discomfort.
She was fortunate to have a caring family around her, who frequently helped her feel better and get back to her regular routine. Brosnan acknowledged:
Sean used to pretend to be a doctor. After I took care of her, she would feel better and carry on with her life, taking care of the kids, arranging my profession, and remodeling this house.
Cassandra tragically passed away in the Kenneth Norris Jr. Cancer Hospital in Los Angeles, USA, in 1991. She had been lying in the hospital bed with Brosnan holding her hand the entire time.
The actor claimed that on their fourteenth wedding anniversary, his wife “began her journey,” with everyone in attendance save for Sean. As his wife took her final breath, Brosnan grasped her hand.
Sean, for some reason, received the news well. When he learned of his mother’s passing, tears filled his eyes, and he remarked, “It’s for the best, Dad.” She is no longer in pain.
Following Cassandra’s death, Brosnan became a more involved parent. The family grew closer as a result of the grief; the father and kids went out frequently. He also continued to communicate with Charlotte, who was in London, at the same time.
Even though Brosnan committed himself to being the greatest parent he could be by being there for his kids, he understood that the sadness would not go away immediately. He made the decision to seek counseling for his youngest son, Sean, as a result.
The actor acknowledged that there was still fun in his home despite the difficulties of being a single father. He added that he did a superb job and had amazing kids.
Brosnan gets married again
A few years after Cassandra passed away, in 1994, the actor met reporter and television correspondent Keely Smith.
Before long, they were dating and knew they were meant to be. They were inseparable and spoke frequently. The Irish actor, who had recently been chosen to play James Bond, stated in 1995:
“I would send her tickets to come over so we could be together because I missed her wherever I went in the world.”
Following two failed attempts at marriage (the second one being the result of Sean’s health crisis), the pair eventually wed in secret at Ballytubber Abbey in Mayo, Ireland, in 2001.
The space held one hundred people and was soundproofed for seclusion. The pair later gave a sumptuous reception at Ashford Castle.
For a steep cost, Hello Magazine paid to have the special event photographed. Therefore, there was sufficient protection to stave off nosy paparazzi.
Additionally, Brosnan and his second wife had a nice family. Dylan, the actor’s third son, was born in 1997.
After graduating from the USC School of Cinematic Arts, Dylan is a brilliant young man. He works as a model and a cinematographer.
Paris, the couple’s second child, is a model as well. He shares the same love in filmmaking as his older brother. He discussed the UN’s efforts to end child malnutrition in Sri Lanka and chronicled his trip there in 2019.
The family that Pierce Brosnan shared with Smith still amazes him. He has complimented her on her contributions several times. As per his statement:
“I’m among those men who think having a strong lady in your life is essential. Keely is one amazing woman I met. I couldn’t find one as good even if I tried a million times to look. Although it comes with a lot of responsibilities, becoming a father is rewarding.
Brosnan is amazed by his spouse.
The 007 star is aware that Brosnan and Smith are the cutest couple in Hollywood! He is in awe of his good fortune in discovering true love with the perfect person on two occasions.
He and Smith haven’t been involved in any scandals or controversies since their romance started. Conversely, the pair has grown inseparable and frequently praises one another in social media posts and interviews.
The actor honored his wife by sharing a photo of them together along with some moving remarks on the occasion of one of their wedding anniversaries. It said:
“My dear, happy anniversary. That evening, we danced, and we still do now. I could repeat the entire process.
Brosnan defended Smith once when an internet troll made fun of his wife by drawing comparisons between her appearance at the start of their marriage and her current appearance. He clarified that although several people had suggested she get surgery to reduce her weight, he still adores every curve on her body.
He continued by saying that from the start, her demeanor as well as her attractiveness had captured his attention. It’s true that Smith and Brosnan are a very close pair.
Above all, they have a lovely family that includes their gifted kids. This Hollywood marriage demonstrates to the younger generations that renowned couples may experience true love and that it is not a myth.
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