My Stepmom Stole $5,000 from My College Fund to Install Veneers for Herself — Karma Hit Her Hard

Who steals from their daughter? My stepmom did. She swiped $5K from my college fund for veneers. For a perfect Hollywood smile. But karma hit faster than a dental drill, leaving her with more regret than glam.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but my stepmom sure thought it could buy a million-dollar smile. The kicker? She stole from my college fund (which was set up by my late mom) to install her veneers and acted like it wasn’t a big deal. But don’t worry! Sit back, relax, and let me tell you about the day karma grew teeth and bit back.

A distressed teenage girl lost in deep thought | Source: Midjourney

A distressed teenage girl lost in deep thought | Source: Midjourney

I’m Kristen, your average 17-year-old with dreams bigger than my stepmom’s ego. My mom passed away when I was young, but she left behind a college fund. It wasn’t huge, but it was a start to secure my future.

My dad, Bob, and I had been adding to it ever since, mostly from my part-time gigs tutoring kids who think “Pi” is something you eat with ice cream. And some babysitting, which paid me weekly.

Everything went well until, ta-da — enter Tracy, my stepmother and the human embodiment of a selfie stick.

An elegant senior lady holding a glass of wine | Source: Pexels

An elegant senior lady holding a glass of wine | Source: Pexels

This woman spends more time in front of the mirror than a mime pretending to be trapped in a box. I swear, if vanity were an Olympic sport, Tracy would make Narcissus look like an amateur.

She’s so obsessed with appearances. Her clothes, hair, and nails always have to be perfect. It’s like she’s trying to be a real-life Barbie. (Sorry, Barbie!)

She spends hours in front of the mirror but never has time for anything that really matters, like, oh I don’t know, being a decent human. It’s like she’s got a mirror installed in her brain.

A senior woman applying lipstick | Source: Pexels

A senior woman applying lipstick | Source: Pexels

One fateful day, I came home to find Tracy grinning like she’d just won the lottery.

“Kristen, darling!” she chirped, her voice sweeter than a hummingbird’s diet. “Guess what your amazing stepmom is going to do?”

I raised an eyebrow. “Finally learn how to use the washing machine without flooding the laundry room?”

A young girl crossing her arms | Source: Midjourney

A young girl crossing her arms | Source: Midjourney

Tracy’s smile faltered for a microsecond before returning full force. “No, silly! I’m getting veneers! Isn’t that fabulous?”

“Uh, congrats?” I muttered, wondering why this warranted a full-blown announcement.

“Oh, don’t look so glum!” she gushed. “This is cause for celebration! And the best part? I found a way to make it happen without breaking the bank.”

That’s when my stomach dropped faster than a skydiver with a faulty parachute. “What do you mean?”

A senior woman sitting on the couch | Source: Pexels

A senior woman sitting on the couch | Source: Pexels

Tracy’s smile widened like a Cheshire cat, except her teeth looked more like a set of construction cones dipped in mustard.

“Well, I borrowed a little from your college fund. Just $5,000!”

I stood there, mouth agape, feeling like I’d just been sucker-punched by the Tooth Fairy on steroids. “You did WHAT? You STOLE my college fund?”

Tracy rolled her eyes dramatically. “Stole? I’m family. It’s not a big deal, honey!”

A shocked teenage girl | Source: Midjourney

A shocked teenage girl | Source: Midjourney

“You had NO RIGHT! That money’s for my future. My mom set it up for me.”

“Oh, save the theatrics! It’s just money. And your father agreed to it,” Tracy winked.

Now, that was a lie bigger than her future dental bill. Dad wouldn’t agree to this in a million years. He’s more likely to willingly sit through a marathon of Tracy’s favorite reality TV shows.

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A furious young girl frowning | Source: Midjourney

I stormed out, slamming my bedroom door hard enough to make the house shake. I immediately called Dad, who was just as shocked as I was.

“I’ll talk to her,” he promised. In Dad’s terms, that meant “I’ll mention it once and hope it magically resolves itself.”

A few weeks later, Tracy got her veneers. She strutted around the house like she was America’s Next Top Model, flashing her new teeth at every opportunity. It was like living with a deranged lighthouse.

A young lady talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

A young lady talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

“Oh, Kristen,” she cooed one evening, “don’t forget to smile at your little tutoring class. Although,” she paused, giving me a once-over, “maybe you should keep your mouth closed. You wouldn’t want to scare those kids away with those ugly alligator teeth of yours!”

I bit my tongue so hard I thought I might need veneers myself. “Right,” I muttered. “Because blowing five grand on fake choppers is totally normal, yeah?”

Tracy’s eyes narrowed. “Watch it, Missy. Remember who puts a roof over your head.”

“Pretty sure that’s still Dad,” I shot back, slamming the door behind me.

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A closed door upstairs | Source: Pexels

A month after her “transformation,” Tracy decided to throw a BBQ to show off her new chompers to the entire neighborhood. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion but with more potato salad.

“Ladies, gather ’round!” Tracy announced on the fateful day, clinking her wine glass with a spoon. “I simply must tell you about my transformation!”

Yeah, more like a sci-fi metamorphosis from yellow-stained vampire fangs to a Hollywood smile! I rolled my eyes so hard I could practically see my brain.

A smiling senior woman holding a wine glass and bottle | Source: Pexels

A smiling senior woman holding a wine glass and bottle | Source: Pexels

“It’s all thanks to the marvelous Dr. Kapoor,” Tracy gushed. “He’s not just a dentist, he’s an artist! A smile sculptor! A tooth whisperer!”

“Did he whisper to your wallet too?” I muttered under my breath.

Tracy continued, oblivious to my sarcasm. “And of course, some smart investments made it all possible!”

I nearly choked on my lemonade. Smart investments? Is that what we’re calling theft these days?

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Two elegantly dressed women laughing | Source: Pexels

Just then, Tracy set her wine glass down and reached for a piece of corn on the cob. “You know, ladies, life is all about taking chances and—”

C-R-A-C-K!

The sound echoed across the backyard like a gunshot. Tracy’s eyes went wide, her hand flying to her mouth faster than you could say “dental disaster.”

“Oh my God, Tracy! Are you okay?” one of her friends gasped.

But Tracy was far from okay. There, nestled in the butter of her corn on the cob, was one of her precious veneers and whatever was left of her rotten tooth. The gap in her smile was so big, it could swallow a whole lollipop!

Close-up of a shocked woman with a missing tooth | Source: Midjourney

Close-up of a shocked woman with a missing tooth | Source: Midjourney

“I… I…” Tracy stammered, suddenly sounding like she was auditioning for the role of Sylvester the Cat. “Ekthcuthe me!”

She bolted into the house, leaving behind a yard full of bewildered guests and one very satisfied stepdaughter trying desperately not to burst into maniacal laughter.

The aftermath was more glorious than I could have imagined. Tracy became a dental hermit, refusing to leave the house. When she finally called Dr. Kapoor, I overheard a conversation that was music to my ears and nails on a chalkboard to hers.

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A young lady laughing | Source: Midjourney

“What do you mean it’ll cotht more to fikth?” Tracy shrieked into the phone. “Thith ith your fault! You thaid thethe were top quality!”

Turns out, Tracy had opted for the bargain basement veneers. The cherry on the cake? She would have to pay a hefty chunk to redo the whole veneer! Karma, as they say, is a witch with a capital B, and she had just given Tracy a dental spanking.

Dad, finally growing a backbone (I checked outside for flying pigs), confronted Tracy that evening.

“We need to talk about Kristen’s college fund,” he said, his voice firm (for the first time in a very looooong time! Way to go, Daddy!)

A senior man frowning | Source: Midjourney

A senior man frowning | Source: Midjourney

Tracy, still hiding her broken smile behind her hand, tried to deflect. “Bob, honey, now’th not the thime. Can’t you thee I’m in a crithith?”

Dad stood his ground. “Crisis? You? No, Tracy. This ends now. You’re going to pay back every cent you took from Kristen’s fund. And if you can’t… well, I think we need to reevaluate this whole situation.”

For the first time since I’d known her, Tracy looked genuinely scared. It was like watching a deer in the headlights (if the deer had really bad dental work and a speech impediment!)

A serious-looking senior woman sitting on a chair | Source: Pexels

A serious-looking senior woman sitting on a chair | Source: Pexels

In the weeks that followed, Tracy became a recluse that would make even the most solitary monk seem like a party animal.

The neighborhood buzzed with gossip about her “dental disaster,” and she couldn’t show her face without someone asking about her “million-dollar thmile.”

As for me? Well, Dad made good on his promise. He’s been working overtime to rebuild my college fund, and Tracy’s been suspiciously quiet about her spending habits.

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Close-up of a man holding money | Source: Pexels

I guess it’s hard to argue when you sound like you’re trying to whistle through a mouthful of marbles.

The other day, I caught her staring longingly at a magazine ad for dental implants. I couldn’t resist the opportunity for a little payback.

“Hey, Tracy,” I called out, flashing her my perfectly imperfect “alligator-tooth” smile. “Need thome invethment advithe?”

She scowled and stomped off, but I swear I saw Dad trying to hide a smirk.

A young lady standing in a room | Source: Midjourney

A young lady standing in a room | Source: Midjourney

So yeah, my stepmom stole $5,000 from my college fund for a set of fake teeth that made her sound like she was auditioning for the role of the Big Bad Wolf with a speech impediment. But in the end? Karma gave her something to really chew on…

And me? I learned that sometimes, the most valuable things in life aren’t the ones you can buy. They’re the lessons you learn along the way, and the satisfaction of watching justice being served, one broken veneer at a time.

A young lady lying in bed | Source: Midjourney

A young lady lying in bed | Source: Midjourney

Plus, I now have enough material to write a bestselling memoir: From Fangs to Fortune: How My Stepmom’s Dental Disaster Saved My College Fund.” How is it?

And who knows? Maybe I’ll even dedicate it to Tracy. After all, without her, I wouldn’t have this toothsome tale to tell.

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A young lady laughing | Source: Midjourney

12 Hilarious Jokes About the Wacky World Around Us

Let’s face: the world is a bizarre place. From strange animal behaviors to the everyday absurdities of human life, there’s no shortage of material for a good laugh. Whether it’s pondering why your cat insists on staring at nothing like it’s auditioning for a horror movie, or wondering who invented Mondays (and how we can legally protest them), the weirdness around us is endless.

So, grab a coffee, sit back, and let’s take a laugh-filled dive into a dozen jokes that capture the quirks, twists, and hilarity of the world around us. From clever clinics to surprising parrots, these stories will have you giggling, groaning, and thinking, “Wait… this could totally happen!”

Ready to dive in? Let’s get giggling!

A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney

A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney

1. The Clinic Hustle

A doctor, struggling to find work, sets up a clinic with an unusual promise:

GET TREATMENT FOR $20! – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100!

A lawyer, always on the lookout for easy money, decides to outsmart him.

“Doc, I’ve lost my sense of taste,” he says smugly.

A doctor's room | Source: Midjourney

A doctor’s room | Source: Midjourney

The doctor calls for some “medicine” and puts three drops into the lawyer’s mouth.

“Ugh! This is kerosene!”

“And congratulations! Your sense of taste is restored. That’ll be $20.”

Determined, the lawyer returns days later.

“I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing,” he says.

The doctor nods, calls for the same medicine, and repeats the process.

A container of kerosene | Source: Midjourney

A container of kerosene | Source: Midjourney

“This is kerosene!” the lawyer shouts.

“Congratulations, your memory’s back. That’ll be $20.”

Fuming, the lawyer returns one last time.

“Now, my eyesight is failing, Doc,” he says.

The doctor sighs and hands him a $20 bill.

An annoyed lawyer | Source: Midjourney

An annoyed lawyer | Source: Midjourney

“Sorry, I guess I can’t help you…”

The lawyer squints at the note in his hands.

“But this is only $10!”

“And there you go! Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”

A smiling doctor | Source: Midjourney

A smiling doctor | Source: Midjourney

2. Jungle Survival 101

A lost dog quickly finds himself in a jungle when a lion approaches, licking its chops. Thinking quickly, the dog pretends to munch on some bones.

“Wow, that was a delicious lion,” he announces loudly.

The lion stops in his tracks.

“Wait… this guy eats lions? I’m out of here!”

A dog in a jungle | Source: Midjourney

A dog in a jungle | Source: Midjourney

A sneaky monkey sees everything and tips the lion off. Furious, the lion drags the monkey along to confront the dog.

Spotting them, the dog panics for a second and then yells,

“Where’s that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”

A lion and a monkey in a jungle | Source: Midjourney

A lion and a monkey in a jungle | Source: Midjourney

3. The Parrot with a Past

A woman buys a $15 parrot with a history. The shopkeeper warns her about the bird first.

“It used to live in a brothel…”

At home, the parrot immediately begins its antics.

“Well, look at that! A new brothel!”

The woman starts laughing.

A parrot in a cage | Source: Midjourney

A parrot in a cage | Source: Midjourney

Later, when her daughters walk in, the parrot chirps again.

“New girls in the house!”

And they all laugh even harder.

But when her husband walks through the door, the parrot drops another bombshell.

“Pete! Long time no see!”

A shocked man | Source: Midjourney

A shocked man | Source: Midjourney

4. Penguins on Vacation

A man driving with penguins in his truck gets pulled over by a cop.

“Take them to the zoo!” the officer shouts.

The next day, the cop pulls him over again. Naturally, the penguins are still there, now wearing sunglasses.

“You again! I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!”

“I did,” the man replies. “And today we’re going to the beach!”

Penguins wearing sunglasses | Source: Midjourney

Penguins wearing sunglasses | Source: Midjourney

5. The Silent Prince

A prince under a spell could only say one word per year.

After five years of silence, he finally confesses something to the woman he loves.

“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

She looks at him, confused.

“Pardon?” she replies.

A glum prince | Source: Midjourney

A glum prince | Source: Midjourney

6. The Adoption Reveal

Fred comes home, upset after discovering the results of a recent genealogy DNA test.

“Mom, am I adopted?”

“No! Of course not, darling,” his mother replies quickly. “Why would you ask such a thing?”

Later, his mother tells his father.

An upset young man | Source: Midjourney

An upset young man | Source: Midjourney

“Honey, Fred may not be our son… biologically.”

“Of course not,” Fred’s father says. “Remember? You told me to change the baby in the hospital. I picked a good one!”

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An amused older man | Source: Midjourney

7. Farm Rock Band

On a farm, a horse had always dreamed of being a musician. Every day, he’d stand in the pasture, strumming air guitar with his hoof and imagining himself rocking out in front of a massive crowd.

Finally, one day, he decided to make it happen. He called a music shop.

“I’m a horse, but I really want to learn.”

“Not a problem,” said the manager. “Lessons start on Monday.”

A horse standing next to a guitar | Source: Midjourney

A horse standing next to a guitar | Source: Midjourney

Soon, the horse was rocking out in the barn. One day, the sheep wandered over.

“That’s amazing!” the sheep said. “I’ve always wanted to play drums. Think your teacher would work with me?”

“Of course!” the horse said.

The sheep started lessons, and before long, they were jamming together. Then the chicken came by.

“You two sound great! I’ve always wanted to sing.”

A sheep playing drums | Source: Midjourney

A sheep playing drums | Source: Midjourney

A few months later, the trio formed a band. Their songs went viral, and soon they were booked for a world tour. At the airport, as they were boarding the plane, the horse went to the restroom, missing the flight.

As he returned to the farm, he heard that the plane had crashed, and all passengers were lost.

Devastated, the horse wandered into a bar.

The bartender saw him.

“Hey there, buddy, what’s wrong?”

The horse looked up.

“I just lost my best friends.”

“Okay, but why the long face?”

A horse in a bar | Source: Midjourney

A horse in a bar | Source: Midjourney

8. Baby Boom Drama

Four men are pacing nervously in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. It’s tense, but finally, a nurse steps out and addresses the first man.

“Congratulations, sir! Your wife has given birth to twins!”

The man grins.

“Twins? That’s wild. I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!”

Everyone chuckles at the coincidence.

Newborn twins | Source: Midjourney

Newborn twins | Source: Midjourney

Moments later, the nurse returns to the second man.

“Congratulations! Your wife just delivered triplets!”

“What are the odds?” he exclaims. “I work for 3M.”

Not long after, the nurse reappears.

“Great news! Your wife had quadruplets!” she tells the third man.

Newborn triplets | Source: Midjourney

Newborn triplets | Source: Midjourney

The guy’s eyes widen.

“Unbelievable! I work for Four Seasons Hotels!”

The room erupts in applause, but then everyone notices the fourth man. He’s sitting in a corner, pale as a ghost, smacking his forehead against the wall.

“Sir, are you alright?” the nurse asks.

“No, I’m doomed!” he groans. “I’m in advertising… for 7UP!”

A stressed man | Source: Midjourney

A stressed man | Source: Midjourney

9. Castaway Mystery

A cruise ship passes a deserted island where a man is frantically waving his arms.

“Who’s that?” a passenger asks.

“No idea,” the captain replies. “But every time we pass, he loses his mind.”

A captain of a ship | Source: Midjourney

A captain of a ship | Source: Midjourney

10. The Wisdom Letdown

One day, an angel appears before a man in a puff of heavenly smoke.

“You’ve lived a life of such goodness and virtue that I’m granting you a single gift. Choose wisely. I can make you the most handsome man in the world, give you infinite wisdom, or bestow upon you limitless wealth.”

The man, after a moment of deep thought, puffs out his chest.

“I choose wisdom!”

An angel in a cloud of smoke | Source: Midjourney

An angel in a cloud of smoke | Source: Midjourney

“So it shall be!” the angel declares, disappearing in another puff of smoke.

The man feels a rush of energy as divine wisdom floods into his mind. He sits for a moment, soaking in his newfound brilliance.

“Wow, I really should have picked the money.”

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A man holding his head | Source: Midjourney

11. The Dance That Took Forever

A guy asks his crush to the big school dance, and to his amazement, she says yes.

Now he has to prep.

First, he rents a suit, but the line at the rental place wraps around the block. He waits, and waits, and waits, but finally gets the suit.

Next, he goes to buy flowers. Again, the line is ridiculous. It’s like every couple in town decided they needed a bouquet that same day. But after what feels like forever, he gets his flowers and heads home.

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A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney

On the night of the dance, he picks up his date, and as expected, there’s an insanely long line to get into the venue. After waiting yet again, they finally make it inside.

The music’s great, the atmosphere is electric, and his date is clearly having a blast.

Midway through, she asks him for a drink.

“Of course!” he says, eager to impress.

He heads to the drinks table, scanning for the punch.

And there’s no punchline.

A bowl of punch | Source: Midjourney

A bowl of punch | Source: Midjourney

12. Everyone Knows Dave

Dave, a lovable braggart, is always telling people that he knows everyone. One day at work, his boss decides to call him out.

“Alright, Dave, prove it,” he says. “Do you know Tom Cruise?”

“Tom? We’re old friends,” Dave replies confidently.

The boss is skeptical but curious, so they fly out to Hollywood. When they knock on Tom Cruise’s door, the actor himself answers, beaming.

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A smiling man | Source: Midjourney

“Dave! Long time no see! Come in, let’s grab a beer!”

The boss is floored but still unconvinced.

“That’s just one guy. What about someone important… like, say, President Obama?”

“Sure thing!” Dave replies.

They head to Washington, D.C., where Obama spots Dave on a White House tour.

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The White House | Source: Midjourney

“Dave!” he exclaims. “What a pleasant surprise! Come on in, let’s have a cup of tea.”

The boss is starting to sweat but refuses to back down.

“Okay, okay… what about the Pope? You can’t possibly know the Pope.”

Dave just grins.

“Let’s go to the Vatican, then.”

They arrive in Rome, and St. Peter’s Square is packed with a sea of people waiting to see the Pope. Dave sighs.

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An aerial view of Rome | Source: Midjourney

“Listen, it’ll take forever for him to notice me down here. Give me ten minutes, I’ll go up to the balcony with him.”

Before the boss can object, Dave vanishes into the crowd. Sure enough, ten minutes later, he appears on the balcony, smiling and waving alongside the Pope.

The boss stares up in shock, and the stranger next to him nudges him.

“Hey! Who’s that old guy up there with Dave?”

A shocked man | Source: Midjourney

A shocked man | Source: Midjourney

And there you have it!

12 Jokes that prove the world is as wonderfully weird as it is hilarious. Whether it’s crafty doctors, scheming animals, or farmyard musicians, humor has a way of reminding us not to take life too seriously. So the next time you’re caught in one of life’s bizarre moments, just remember: it might be a punchline waiting to happen.

A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney

A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney

Get ready to ho-ho-howl with laughter! These 10 Christmas jokes are packed with holiday cheer and cheeky humor to keep your spirits bright. Whether you need a quick laugh or a joke to share at the holiday table, these festive funnies will surely bring everyone joy!

This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided as “is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.

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