We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.
Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.
The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”
This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.
WIFЕ САMЕ LАТЕ & FОUND ОUТ (FUNNY SНОRТ SТОRY)
One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover.
One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from under the blanket. She grabs a baseball bat and begins to strike the blanket as forcefully as she can.
She heads to the kitchen for a drink after finishing. Her spouse is there, reading a magazine, as she walks in.
“Hey sweetheart, I let your parents stay in our bedroom since they came to visit us,” he says. Have you said hi?
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